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    Height and Position - The Blonde Pilot

    Got this by e-mail...

    I know we don't generally make political commentary but I hope the mods will forgive me just this once...

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    The Blonde Pilot..
    This is the story of the blonde flying in a two-seater airplane with just the pilot.
    He has a heart attack and dies. She, frantic, calls out a May Day.
    "May Day! May Day! Help me! Help me! My pilot had a heart attack and is dead.
    And I don't know how to fly. Help me! Please help me!"
    She hears a voice over the radio saying:
    "This is Air Traffic Control and I have you loud and clear.
    I will talk you through this and get you back on the ground.
    I've had a lot of experience with this kind of problem.
    'Now, just take a deep breath.
    Everything will be fine! Now give me your height and position."
    She says , "I'm 5'4" and I support Obama."
    "O.K." says the voice on the radio....
    "Repeat after me:
    Our Father. Who art in Heaven. ... . .."
    Thor Odinson... you have betrayed the express command of your king. Through your arrogance and stupidity, you've opened these peaceful realms and innocent lives to the horror and desolation of war! You are unworthy of these realms, you're unworthy of your title, you're unworthy... of the loved ones you have betrayed! I now take from you your power! In the name of my father and his father before, I, Odin Allfather, cast you out!

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    Well, maybe just this once...

    But you're on your own with Helga!
    I intend to fly until my beard gets caught in the propeller. And since I don't plan on growing a beard, that may be a while. Ernest K. Gann, age 69


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    Thor, you're a sexist.

    Carl, you're chicken.

    And can we lay off the blonde jokes?
    Hagar likes boats. I like airplanes!

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    As a blond myself, I'd like to state for the record that I don't mind blond jokes!

    I intend to fly until my beard gets caught in the propeller. And since I don't plan on growing a beard, that may be a while. Ernest K. Gann, age 69


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    I second the "no objection" to blond jokes.

    Now Viking jokes, that's another matter altogether...
    Thor Odinson... you have betrayed the express command of your king. Through your arrogance and stupidity, you've opened these peaceful realms and innocent lives to the horror and desolation of war! You are unworthy of these realms, you're unworthy of your title, you're unworthy... of the loved ones you have betrayed! I now take from you your power! In the name of my father and his father before, I, Odin Allfather, cast you out!

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